Me: "What did you put in your mouth?"
Faith: "blink blink"
Me: "What did you put in your mouth?!"
Faith: "Nothing."
Me: (As via my tack sharp deductive reasoning skills, I surmised that something was amiss.)
"WHAT DID YOU PUT IN YOUR MOUTH??!!"
Faith: (Beginning to cry)
"Ohhh, I did something really really bad."
Me: (Now much alarmed at the thought of what might be in her mouth.)
"WHAT IS IT!! WHAT DID YOU DO!! QUIT CRYING AND JUST SHOW ME WHAT YOU
PUT IN YOUR MOUTH I HAVE TO SEE IF IT COULD HURT YOU!!!!!"
She took me to the basement.
She showed me this.
I breathed a sigh of relief....and then, we had a Looooonnngggg talk about not putting anything in your mouth.
